Brach's Speckled Jelly Bird Eggs

Brach's Speckled Jelly Bird Eggs packaging
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I’m going to break from the conventional review format today, because I just can’t even with this crap. Life’s too short.

Not unexpectedly, Brach’s Speckled Jelly Bird Eggs are just as bad as the “Classic” variety. The flavors may be slightly different, but it’s not enough to move the needle of the bean-o-meter.

The best thing I can say about these is that they look more like bird eggs than the Classic variety.

I’m really hoping that the Brach’s brand can redeem itself when I get into its non-bird-egg-style jelly beans, but that’s all I’ve got for today. Hopefully I’ll have a more enlightening, or at least more entertaining, review for you tomorrow.